Top: French Connection Tank top- $52
Blazer: Black Boyfriend Blazer- $130
Pants: Old Navy Black Wide-leg Pants- $25
Heels: Platform Heel- $47 
Purse: Coral Quilted Purse- $19
Necklace: Kate Spade Dotz Bib Necklace- $118

Top: French Connection Tank top- $52

Blazer: Black Boyfriend Blazer- $130

Pants: Old Navy Black Wide-leg Pants- $25

Heels: Platform Heel- $47 

Purse: Coral Quilted Purse- $19

Necklace: Kate Spade Dotz Bib Necklace- $118

“Sometimes, I look back on the men I’ve dated and then immediately vomit.”-@KaylaShea

“Sometimes, I look back on the men I’ve dated and then immediately vomit.”-@KaylaShea

“I feel really bad for all the people who saw me eat tacos today. It must’ve been like watching a particularly gruesome nature documentary.” -@ASPaul 

“I feel really bad for all the people who saw me eat tacos today. It must’ve been like watching a particularly gruesome nature documentary.” -@ASPaul 

“The most crushing thing about adulthood is that I have very few excuses to use Elmer’s glue and then peel the dried glue off my hands.”-@RachelDoesStuff 

“The most crushing thing about adulthood is that I have very few excuses to use Elmer’s glue and then peel the dried glue off my hands.”-@RachelDoesStuff 

“Was considering getting a boyfriend, but I just bought a Nintendo NES so I’m thinking I’ll just hang out with that instead.” – @Krista_Doyle

“Was considering getting a boyfriend, but I just bought a Nintendo NES so I’m thinking I’ll just hang out with that instead.” – @Krista_Doyle

“That awkward moment when looking at job descriptions and thinking, ‘Eh, I don’t want to do that much work’. -@DatingMary

“That awkward moment when looking at job descriptions and thinking, ‘Eh, I don’t want to do that much work’. -@DatingMary

I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching LOST. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks, as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.
— Liz Lemon
Shush! Don’t you sing over the doors, that’s sacrilegious.
— My dad
  • Me: Why would there be pudding in my purse?
  • Rachel: I don't know Shannon, cause you're weird.
If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
— Katharine Hepburn